Corporations are now recognized as legal entities with rights and privileges similar to people. They are born, documented with incorporation papers, grow, shrink, and die just like humans. Corporations have a collective consciousness and declare war on other corporations who do not wish to be engulfed through hostile takeovers. Corporations wish to grow and get bigger until finances intervene and then sometimes split or spin off children in the form of smaller corporations. Now corporations have overtaken medicine. What does this mean for the physician?