Medical tourism is a big business in South Korea; 22% of the 450,000+ medical tourists in 2016 came to South Korea for plastic surgery. The government expects more than one million annual medical tourists by 2020, according to the New York Times. The vast majority are from China.

During my recent visit to Seoul, I thought it would be fun/terrifying/funny/heartbreaking to have a consultation with a plastic surgeon to see what surgery he or she might suggest I do.