Let’s be honest: the ageing process is far kinder on men than on women. As our creases and grey hairs begin to dominate, we become silver foxes. Hardly seems fair, does it?

Yet we males, despite having societal approval of ageing on our side, still manage to screw it up. Both mentally and physically, if we don’t take care then it can be horribly easy to wake up one day to find we’ve become a paunchy Britpop veteran with pub-ceiling teeth and contour lines as deep as paddling pools across our faces.

But is surgery the answer?