Florida ranks first in searches for liposuction, second for eyelid surgery, fourth for tummy tucks and fifth for breast augmentation. For reasons the site didn’t explain, we ranked only ninth for nose jobs.

Plastic surgeons have developed lucrative businesses in Florida that cater to the aging, the wrinkled, the flabby and the obsessive. And the wealthy, of course. South Florida’s plastic surgeons make house-and-yacht calls to cater to this subset.