Though, if you’re a Real Housewife of Orange County or in their social set, you can have a Botox party where the shots will come to you. That sounds appealing, doesn’t it? A cocktail and a shot – not into your gullet but onto your face? And, while you’re at it, why not add a trout pout to the mix? Your lips are looking thin, after all.
Afterward, you can enjoy your new appearance, which might allow you to move your plump new lips, but the rest of your face is frozen solid, because most of the muscles have been paralyzed.
I feel a little out of it, because I just don’t get the appeal of this.